I will eat of my head just to fall in love with you
Funny Love Quotes
Love is like a grape, it may have a tough skin but it is full of delicious juices
Love is like a crisp salad it’s much better drizzled with dressing
Losing you is like being hit in the head with a rolling pin. It hurts
I would wade through my neighbour’s septic tank for you, babe <3 – no matter how much shit i have to go through, i’ll be there.
If people who are in love are called “love birds” then people who argue should be called “angry birds”.
Losing you is like having a broken cheese toasty maker- together we once had amazing synergy.
If loving you is wrong I have to hide from the cops because I’m on death row if they ever tell me to stop.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
