I LOVE you more then a fat kid loves his cake
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If love was a crime, then I’m guilty baby so cuff me up.
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia
I will eat of my head just to fall in love with you
Love is like a grape, it may have a tough skin but it is full of delicious juices
Love is like a crisp salad it’s much better drizzled with dressing
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Losing you is like being hit in the head with a rolling pin. It hurts
I would wade through my neighbor’s septic tank for you, no matter how much shit i have to go through, I’ll be there
If people who are in love are called “love birds” then people who argue should be called “angry birds”
