We need to admit that we are the most ridiculous, awkward and clumsy people on the whole planet. But when we are together, it doesn’t matter at all, because we are a perfect couple. I love you, sweetheart.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What (women) like is to be a man’s last romance.